My name is Gabrielle Valentine. I'm an INFJ in love with my family, my friends, good food, and karaoke. I'm Liberal and Vegan(ish). I used to drink & party a lot while I was in a terribly abusive relationship. I basically hated myself. Then I met the most amazing man who adores me and treats me like gold. He was LDS, so naturally I became LDS and stopped partying. It was a good thing for my psyche at the time but I proved to be too politically and spiritually liberal and left the church this year.
In other news, I also love researching cosmology, the sciences, philosophy and theology but couldn't do a complex math equation to save my life. I've survived abusive relationships, medical problems, a house fire, a car accident, a variety of arguments and I'm still standing. It could always be worse! Married a Fine Ass Romantic Pseudo-Italian named Brian whom I've lovingly dubbed "Mister Valentine". Together we spawned two lovely little bambinos.
Dislike cooking with a passion. Michael Moore is the new Ghandi. Love to sing and dance in my dilapidated minivan. I am alive therefore I am fierce. Powered by chocolate, positive intentions and zen buddha. And lots of starches. I want a nose job, an iPad and of course, world peace.




