The psychedelic frenzy of Gabrielle Valentine. Liberal, Vegan, Recovered Alcoholic.  Survived bizarre and abusive relations with a Catholic Filipino ex, foreclosure, medical issues, bankruptcy, house fire, unemployment.  Ponders theology, philosophy and the Huffington Post. Oh, and Jon Gosselin.  Married a Fine Ass Romantic Pseudo-Italian. Bore him two offspring. Dislike cooking with a passion. Michael Moore is the new Ghandi. Love to sing & dance in dilapidated minivan.  I am alive therefore I am fierce.  Powered by coffee and zen buddha.  And lots of starches.

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11Dec2009

New Vlog: Paying Tribute to Colonoscopies, Rapping Like P. Diddy, and Praising Vegans.  

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December 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNew Vlog | The InMOM

Wow seriously you wanted a sprained ankle. That is so funny. I wanted braces on my teeth because I loved that you could wear different coloured rubber bands.
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December 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKarin

I love the singing vlogs! And I also love "Show me what I'm looking for".

Is that your real hair, or one of your wigs? It looks gorgeous!

December 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNicole

Haven't finished watching it yet. I have to say that the sprained ankle thing is funny and at that age I would have wanted one, too, for the attention. But what's really funny is that I thought you said you wanted to be able to spray winkle. And I'd never heard "winkle" before but I thought it had to have been pee. Being a girl, of course, I would relate to this desire to be able to spray pee, but I was REALLY impressed that you'd keep talking about it in a vlog.

Too funny.

Jude, listening in as he made pancakes, said, "I think you two would get along well. You have similar personalities."

Going to finish watching later....
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December 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNatasha

It's my long wig. Cost $14 from China. It's my best wig, yet. Very good quality, for China. Thank you! I'm wearing my flippy 80's wig in my next vlog.....

December 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGabrielle Valentine

I sprained my ankle a few years ago, and it hurt SO bad. I didn't get crutches though. I just limped around...the airport. Yup, I sprained my ankle the day before international 30-hour travel. It was awful.

I also love your hair. It looks great!

And I can't believe you are going to be a vegan. I love love love meat, cheese and eggs. As in I probably eat a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. hahaha
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December 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

LMAO!!!!! I have not laughed that hard in so long. You are my strenf (strength). Next time I wan't you to play the guitar while you are singing, lol. Also, If I win the lotto I will buy you a catscan machine. And if I remember correctly, you can dance you just had wild arms, ha ha ha. I luv ya girlie. Lets talk soon.

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